April 9, 2014

Anonymous asked: What school will you be attending next year for your mfa?

Will be making that decision on/before April 15th. This outlet will be the first to know.

March 25, 2014

Anonymous asked: What did you read first? Lorrie Moore's "How to Become a Writer" or Junot Diaz's "How to date a brown girl (black girl, white girl, or halfie)?"

I’ve read neither. Are they worth reading?

March 19, 2014

Persistent Sadness by Armani, the cologne for professors of the humanities. 

March 15, 2014

arianainternational asked: Because being the object of an otherwise sensible girl's obsession is as dangerous for you as it is for me (Re: ass in jeans.... Pix or it didn't happen.)

Should I be concerned for my safety?

March 15, 2014

Anonymous asked: I feel like I might meet you serendipitously, date you for your beautiful brain, fall in love with you and then start hating you for your toxic mix of ego and self loathing. It would end organically. We'd both come away from it amicably, having thoroughly evolved as humans and more mature than when we met each other. Not a question.

Wrong, I’m afraid. Every relationship I’ve ever been in has started because of how amazing my ass looks in these jeans. Every one ends for the same reason as well, a reason that involves a bedtime ritual, a gas-mask, and a prop from the set of Titanic. 

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